Back when the news was written on clay tablets there was a lot of breaking news.
Someone would have to clean up the mess with a shovel - ever since, such items have been known as a scoop.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Men and Women ( a small analysis )
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3.. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3.. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
sms joke
Romantic Shero shayaris
ishaq ki jam ko aise na piyo ki adha piya adha chod diya.
yah pyaar hai mere yaar nahi koyi VIM BAR, ki thoda sa lagaya aur ho gaya.
ishaq ki jam ko aise na piyo ki adha piya adha chod diya.
yah pyaar hai mere yaar nahi koyi VIM BAR, ki thoda sa lagaya aur ho gaya.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Emma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item
Popular actress Emma Watson, who plays Harry Potter's sidekick, Hermione Granger, in the film franchise is sick to death of fans asking if she and Daniel Radcliffe are dating/having sex/getting married/starting a family. So much so that today she strongly set the record straight.
"Daniel and I have never and will never be romantically attached to one another. I would never allow his dirty hands to touch me in that way and I am disgusted that any fans would ever think that he is good enough for me." She screamed. "I have never liked him ever since we met when I was 10 and he laughed at me for having no boobs. Anyhow I believe he is engaged to some slutty nobody called Sophie Jayne or something, well she is welcome to him!" and with that she lit up a fag and stormed off.
Last Request
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn't want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.
Finally, when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold.
"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."
The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.
The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."
Finally, when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold.
"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."
The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.
The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."
jokes
Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
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