Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Husband:  came to home and get surprised when he saw the home. Then asking his wife "Wow Darling, our house is so clean. Was the WhatsApp server down today?

Wife:  No Darling, I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!



Married male friends

Friend 1 :  asked to another friend what happens to your body injuries?

Friend 2:   no... no... my wife knew my facebook account password...!



Wife Vs Husband


Wife :  Why are you in the home so...early?

Husband:  My boss told me to go to hell...!!!!!!




Police vs Walker

Police: Where do you Live?
Walker: With you Parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?
Walker: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?
Walker: together.

Police: Where is your House?
Walker: Next to my neighbors house.

Police: Where is your neighbours house?
Walker: you won't belive me if I tell you.

Police: Tell me
Walker: Next to my house.

Patient vs Friend

in Hospital

When you are in Hospital 

                                        your friend   ask "Hey, how are you dear?"


But your best friend  asks as

                                                  "Hey Buddy, How is the Nurse?"

Student vs Teacher

A Quesstion by a Student to the Teacher

If A single teacher can't able to teach us all the subjects

then

How could you expect a single student to learn and write exams all the subjects.....?????

Saturday, September 2, 2017

HOMEWORK

H O M E W O R K

H - Half
O - Of
M - My
E - Energy
W - Wasted
O - On
R - Random
K - Knowledge