Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Husband:  came to home and get surprised when he saw the home. Then asking his wife "Wow Darling, our house is so clean. Was the WhatsApp server down today?

Wife:  No Darling, I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!



Married male friends

Friend 1 :  asked to another friend what happens to your body injuries?

Friend 2:   no... no... my wife knew my facebook account password...!



Wife Vs Husband


Wife :  Why are you in the home so...early?

Husband:  My boss told me to go to hell...!!!!!!




Police vs Walker

Police: Where do you Live?
Walker: With you Parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?
Walker: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?
Walker: together.

Police: Where is your House?
Walker: Next to my neighbors house.

Police: Where is your neighbours house?
Walker: you won't belive me if I tell you.

Police: Tell me
Walker: Next to my house.